The Bath Was Interrupted

I'm a firefighter. We got a call that an apartment was on fire, so we kicked in the door, broke windows, and put the whole thing out. By the time we finished, the place was wrecked.

On our way out, we heard splashing in the bathroom. We forced the door open and found a guy soaking in the tub, completely out of it, having a conversation with a fleet of rubber ducks.

He stared at us. We stared at him.

He wrapped himself in a towel, stepped out, surveyed the blackened walls and ruined furniture, and said:

“Unbelievable. You guys trashed the place.”