I was teaching a third-grade enrichment class and asked them to finish a saying: “You can tell a river by its current, and a person by…”

The entire class shouted: “THEIR AUTOPSY!”

I've never been more concerned about a group project.

My son’s teacher asked the class to write a sentence using the word “honestly.”

My son wrote: “Honestly, my dad did this homework.”

He got an A for honesty. I got a C for the rest of the worksheet.