“Guys, stop arguing.”

“Thank you.”

“Just fight it out like adults.”

“I finally figured out why your whole life flashes before your eyes when you die.”

“Why?”

“Your brain is making a backup.”

“Had a weird moment today. I was casually jogging between two parked cars, minding my own business.”

“Then?”

“Turns out they were connected by a tow strap. The universe has installed a tripwire and apparently I'm the beta tester.”